My Christmas Wishlist

All i want for Christmas is

1. Apple-bottom jeans
2. those boots with the fur
3. baggy sweat pants
4. Reeboks with the straps


please and thankyou santie claws!

Does this look Infected?

I wrote this sestina in creative writing in 12th grade. My proudest piece of work. If you don't know what a sestina is..PSH!! look it up!! And that's not just because i can't remember what it is myself. (ok ok. It has something to do with using the same last words of each line for every stanza. in this case: zombies, curtains, devour, glowing, garden, and chicken.) Anyways, its not that important.


Last summer, we were visited by a family of zombies
They tore open our door like thin curtains
And proceeded to the kitchen to find food to devour
Against the darkness, their white teeth glowing
Like daffodils in a midnight garden
And ate with vigor our pet chicken.

My father, sister, and I were chickens.
We stood watching in the living room like zombies,
Trying to figure out how to get into the garden
without them glancing past the curtains.
Passing up the chance to see their red eyes glowing,
We snuck behind the couch as they continued to devour.

Was there even enough food for the whole family to devour?
I thought as they tossed out the bones of the chicken.
The fridge lay open, glowing
Just like the eyes of the zombies
But as tall as the curtains
We were hiding behind as we snuck into the garden.

And I thought of Eden and its garden
And if we’d never make it out undevoured
How we would pass through death’s curtains
As easily as plucking a chicken
And leave behind the undead zombies,
Our wings forever glowing.

We wouldn’t worry about the iridescent glowing
Of the undead disturbing our garden
For in heaven, there are no zombies
Only endless rivers of wine to devour,
Animals of all kinds, unicorns, squirrels, and chickens
Hanging over us like furry curtains

At times we’d separate the curtains
And welcome the endless sun’s glowing
Calling to our friends as if they were our chickens
Wandering happily in our grandma’s garden
Looking for worms to devour.
But back to the zombies.

We never made it to the garden past the curtains
Our glowing fear made us easy targets to devour.
And we became dessert after the chicken entrée for our visiting zombies.

I WANNA SEE HARRAY PATTER!!

I only gots one thing to say: stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid Ochem
oh and one more thing to say: stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid Bio!!!


whoa whoa whoa! you may be wondering why I am cursing two of the most treasured classes in college history (or more likely--you're probably wondering what you're going to have for dinner tonight (mmmmm cheesecake!) )


well DUH! its because of the blasted midterms they want us to take instead of watching harry potterrrrr.


well, it's obvious that these teachers have been confunded to believe that sandwiching Harry Potter weekend with two midterms is a good idea. really? really??
so not cool.
who put them up to this? HMMM?? if i was a betting man, i'd say Umbridge. What a beast.


am I angry? No. I'm disappointed. Which really does mean angry. except in parent words.


hurmph.


Oh. and Happy Thanksgiving week...guess what I'm thankful for!!!! midterms...not!


So I'll leave with this heartfelt message:

Dear lonely red chair with the frayed arm rest in row 16 of movie theater room number 5,
We'll be together soon. I promise. For a whole 2 and a half hours. Wait for me.

whoa COOL

whoooooooooa

DISNEYLAND!!

yesterday was AWESOME!!!
But, as an American, awesome describes pretty much everything from pan-fried noodles to socks to particularly loud burping, so let me rack my brains (aka use the internet!) to try and find something more...appealing
it was...
marvelous, rainy, yummy, scary, rebellious, loud, glowy, piratey, crowded, princessy, hilarious, adventurous, slippery, and AHHHHHHHHHHHH. Hm, I'm not sure the last one was an adjective. I'll have to look that up. Anyways, I had a good time in any case. The Red Bull and Monster drinks might have played a part in that. :) yay chemicalssss

Now I'm just loading up on chocolate to get my stomach prepared for halloween. Ok maybe that doesn't make sense, but as long as it has me eating lots of chocolate, it sounds good to meeee!!
lalalallaaaa
i dont know what else to talk about.
let's go to universal studios
or Magic Mountain
or disneyworld

yaaaaahhh IF ONLYY
hahaha, these made me laugh. hopefully they'll make you smile too :)

well well well...what do we have here?

hmm...It seems from what I've seen on the extremely high-tech poll I created a while back to the left <----, that a good 50% of the people who have answered my question have lost the lower half of their legs!! OH MY GOSH PEOPLE!! FIND YOUR FEET!!!!
Do we need Dora the Explorer to come and help you out?! I think I can get her
maybe she'll even do it in SONG!!

still...seeing as only 6 people responded anyways, i think 3 feetless people in the world is quite acceptable.

now that I've got that covered, time for....

NEWS UPDATES!!

1. Last night, I quoted Pirates of the Caribbean in my dream. I felt awkward when I woke up.
2. granola is slowly taking over my life
3. I CANT THINK OF A (practical) HALLOWEEN COSTUME nooooooooooo!! i know, so much drama going on right now.
4. My dad just tried to scare my by crawling into my room on his hands and knees after i tried to scare him while he was watching CSI. the war begins. now.

p.s. DISNEYLAND IN 6 DAYS! HOLY YAY!

BIRTHDAAAYY!

i turned old yesterday. BOOOO
maybe this video of a sleeping bunny will make things better....
D'AWWW!! ITS SO CUTEEE AND FLUFFYYY!!

Breaking News!!

Very Important News Update!!

Elizabeth Swan has an underbite.

PAR-LAY

that is all. 

The Story of my Life

ONCE upon a TIME...
In a galaxy FAR far Away...
It was a dark and stormy night...
A man walked into a bar...


And then I woke up.
And then I died.
And then I found out I'd been dead all along.
But it had been my evil twin. And we had been separated at birth.
I'm really an alien.