BIRTHDAAAYY!

i turned old yesterday. BOOOO
maybe this video of a sleeping bunny will make things better....
D'AWWW!! ITS SO CUTEEE AND FLUFFYYY!!

Breaking News!!

Very Important News Update!!

Elizabeth Swan has an underbite.

PAR-LAY

that is all. 

The Story of my Life

ONCE upon a TIME...
In a galaxy FAR far Away...
It was a dark and stormy night...
A man walked into a bar...


And then I woke up.
And then I died.
And then I found out I'd been dead all along.
But it had been my evil twin. And we had been separated at birth.
I'm really an alien.